
(1) Never mind, bought it last week, still in the Box - It's Used - Deduct $1000.
(2) Smoker? OH My Lord - DEDUCT $800.00
(3) You, Know a smoker - DEDUCT -$600.00
(4) Someone FARTED in your shack once - DEDUCT $200.00
(5) Some FARTED and It's still in your Shack - Minus extra- $100.00
(6) Your XYL Nags about -RADIO - DEDUCT - Whatever it's worth - Give it away!
(7) As your load your AMP Dogs Howl, Tube cost Half - the Entire Amp purchase Price - Neighbors always ask, what are you doing?

(8) Okay...Okay...So the Radio has "Big Daddy" engraved on it, and it keys up on 11 Meters? Just what are you getting at???? Why do you care? Man it's a steal... it was only used on AM! You want it for sideband, Right???

(9) Okay...I'll throw in a kenmore Washer, Digital Camera and a 30-06 Deer rifle I bought at a Beer Joint...Does that make us even with the Trade, now?
I KNOW, there are others, that must LAUGH at these kind of Things. I DO! God Bless ALL you Guys, (Smiling) It's LIFE...Thank God we are still, in the Game!